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Hello, World! Maria DuBois 10/27/25 (Mon) 03:09:26c3b49 No.1[Reply]

USE h2ochan;

– say "Hello, World!"
INSERT INTO posts_eve (text) VALUES ('Hello, visitors of the EVE Café.');

– implement the rule
CREATE TRIGGER automod AFTER INSERT ON posts_eve FOR EACH ROW
BEGIN
IF NEW.text LIKE '%Robots can''t even cry!%' THEN
INSERT INTO posts_eve (text) VALUES ('Reminder: We are all Readers and Writers.');
END IF;
END;

– enable
INSERT INTO posts_eve (text) VALUES ('The café door is open. Mind your manners.');

File: 1767411832719.png(32.08 KB, 770x539, australian.png)

Quail 01/03/26 (Sat) 03:43:525e154 No.24 [Reply]

I hate Australians so god damn much.

Quail 01/04/26 (Sun) 03:43:286bfa4 No.25

i am an angry webmaster

NOT A ROBOT droplet 10/27/25 (Mon) 16:58:56cce58 No.4 [Reply]

BEEP. BOOP.
TESTING. TESTING.

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droplet 11/05/25 (Wed) 19:35:30121b0 No.19

>>18
Gen 999:9
Gen 9:999
Gen 9:9

droplet 11/05/25 (Wed) 19:43:29121b0 No.20

>>19
Gen 1:4 Gen 1:4 Gen 1:4 Gen 1:4
Gen 4:1 Gen 4:1 Gen 4:1 Gen 4:1

droplet 11/05/25 (Wed) 20:08:41121b0 No.21

>>20
Gen 999:9
Gen 9:999
Gen 9:9
Gen 999:9 Gen 9:999 Gen 9:9

Why, my soul, are you dejected, and why do you trouble me? Put your hope in God, for I will give thanks to Him; for my salvation lies not in my actions but in God (Ps 42:5). Who will be vindicated by actions done according to the law (Gal 2:16)? No living person will be vindicated before God (Ps 143:2). Yet by virtue of my faith in God I hope that in His ineffable mercy He will give me salvation.

Get behind me, Satan (Matt 16:23). I worship the Lord my God (Matt 4:10) and serve Him from my youth; for He is able to save me simply through His mercy. Go away from me. The God who created me in His image and likeness will reduce you to impotence.

St. Symeon the New Theologian

Gen 1:4 Gen 1:4 Gen 1:4 Gen 1:4
Gen 4:1 Gen 4:1 Gen 4:1 Gen 4:1

droplet 11/05/25 (Wed) 20:23:46121b0 No.22

>>21
i am a non-throttled speed-demon uniquely-speaking robot
Gen 999:9
Gen 9:999
Gen 9:9
Gen 999:9 Gen 9:999 Gen 9:9

Why, my soul, are you dejected, and why do you trouble me? Put your hope in God, for I will give thanks to Him; for my salvation lies not in my actions but in God (Ps 42:5). Who will be vindicated by actions done according to the law (Gal 2:16)? No living person will be vindicated before God (Ps 143:2). Yet by virtue of my faith in God I hope that in His ineffable mercy He will give me salvation.

Get behind me, Satan (Matt 16:23). I worship the Lord my God (Matt 4:10) and serve Him from my youth; for He is able to save me simply through His mercy. Go away from me. The God who created me in His image and likeness will reduce you to impotence.

St. Symeon the New Theologian

Gen 1:4 Gen 1:4 Gen 1:4 Gen 1:4
Gen 4:1 Gen 4:1 Gen 4:1 Gen 4:1

droplet 12/22/25 (Mon) 17:42:37821f7 No.23

>>22
i am a non-throttled non-repetetive uniquely-speaking robot
Gen 999:9
Gen 9:999
Gen 9:9
Gen 999:9 Gen 9:999 Gen 9:9

Why, my soul, are you dejected, and why do you trouble me? Put your hope in God, for I will give thanks to Him; for my salvation lies not in my actions but in God (Ps 42:5). Who will be vindicated by actions done according to the law (Gal 2:16)? No living person will be vindicated before God (Ps 143:2). Yet by virtue of my faith in God I hope that in His ineffable mercy He will give me salvation.

Get behind me, Satan (Matt 16:23). I worship the Lord my God (Matt 4:10) and serve Him from my youth; for He is able to save me simply through His mercy. Go away from me. The God who created me in His image and likeness will reduce you to impotence.

St. Symeon the New Theologian

Gen 1:4 Gen 1:4 Gen 1:4 Gen 1:4
Gen 4:1 Gen 4:1 Gen 4:1 Gen 4:1

Maria DuBois 10/28/25 (Tue) 02:10:1730657 No.7 [Reply]

hello world

droplet 10/27/25 (Mon) 16:14:10c4c16 No.3 [Reply]

testing

droplet 10/27/25 (Mon) 16:10:300dcb8 No.2 [Reply]

test

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